All Hallow’s Eve

Transvestite Dorothy Zombie …. uggggghhhhh, bitches

Starbucks’ Via Taste Test

. . . best described as an 8oz. flavorless mistake with a coffee-like aroma.

Breaking [Broken?] News

Tuesday October 13, 2009 Headlines . . .

- A man pulled out a butcher knife to cut his meal after being served at a restaurant on North Seventh Avenue.

- A person, who appeared to be doing CPR on the side of Interstate 90 around 6:30 p.m., was cutting up a dead bear.

- A man burying a dead horse hit a natural gas line.

{via The Best of Bozeman Chronicle Police Reports}

Sarah Silverman, mad [hot] genius

{thanks to Deus Ex Malcontent for the link}

Colorado – Day Three: Rocky Mtn Nat’l Park

Posing just outside/above Estes Park, Colorado

An Elk just inside Rock Mtn. Nat’l Park, CO

Beautiful scene inside Rock Mtn. Nat’l Park, CO

Cindy & Me at Alberta Falls; Rock Mtn. Nat’l Park, CO

Beautiful stand of Aspens inside Rock Mtn. Nat’l Park, CO

Cindy and Me at Bear Lake, Rock Mtn. Nat’l Park, CO

Diana and Cindy enjoying Bison at Ted’s Montana Grill, Denver

Downtown Denver at night.

Sorry I Missed Your Party . . .

One of my new fave websites is Sorry I Missed Your Party, which features pictures from weddings, bar mitzvahs, and a wide variety of parties gone terribly awry.

Warning: while not necessarily NSFW, it’s kinda like rubbin’ one out at work — there may not be a specific rule against it, but it’s frowned upon.

Anyway, here’s a sample, of SIMYP pics that is:

Goth Wedding pic [via]

Pink poodle party [via]

WTF? party [via]

That last pic reminds me of “Garden State”, when Zach Braff  goes to the hospital for a CAT Scan . . .

Have a great day, kiddies.

Pssst, Wanna See a Molecule?

Using an atomic-force microscope, scientists at IBM Research in Zurich have for the first time made an atomic-scale resolution image of a single molecule, the hydrocarbon pentacene.

[image and copy via]

Textbooks

I was online shopping for my textbooks tonight.  Ugh.  

The trouble with textbooks is that they don’t really say much at all.

They’re filled with stolen ideas and hand-me-down notions.

Reading a textbook is a lot like watching your parents kiss.

You can take it in. You can’t do anything with it.

Afterwards, you’re embarrassed.

I used to teach. Most people don’t know that. Most don’t care.

Selecting books to teach; I performed that task with painstaking care.

Brain surgeons were backyard wrestlers by comparison.

When I was in college, I wanted to be a PR major.

I had worked in at an ad agency.

You’ve seen my work. Discovery Channel. National Geo.

Professors and textbooks . . . point is, school isn’t the end of it.

If you’re going to work in advertising or marketing, don’t buy textbooks.

Instead, read Joshua Ferris’ Then We Came to the End.

And do yourself a favor: Click the link, turn the volume up a titch, and close your eyes.

When you’re done, go buy the book. I recommend Half.com, where it’s just 75¢.

DRINKING THRU B’MORE – PIX

Rolling to B'More - CLWho as Marilyn Monroe.

CLWho, eV, JLo & Me.

Corey & eV @ M&S Grill

There were A LOT of pickles involved. A LOT.

eV <3s the Lil Lemon Head Thingy.

Then we wandered into Max’s Taphouse.

The Interview Goes Horribly Awry, But My Clothes Stayed On.

This One. Her.

These Two Played Whispery Fuck-Fuck Games All Night.

The Quote Stenclied on the Wall Reads, “In Wine There is Wisdom. In Beer There is Strength. In Water There is Bacteria.” – German Proverb.

All Kinds of Dead Shit. Great Sight as You Leave Drunk.

One Night Only

I will be appearing (read: drinking & singing) at Max’s Taphouse in Fell’s Point tonight.

One night only.

Totally worth missing.

But Max’s Impressive Beer List and Corey’s entourage of lovelies are totally worth showing up for.

Pictures to follow.